Step 1: Try to think a song that’s loosely related to horses to put at the bottom of your brb post about going to Chincoteague — home of Misty — for a friend’s bachelor party.
Step 2: Laugh to yourself when you think of Ginuwine’s “Pony,” both because it’s fundamentally hilarious and because nothing could remind me less of Chincoteague.
Step 3: Go to find an iTunes link for the song and discover that “Pony” originally appeared on an album called The Bachelor.
Step 4: Pick pieces of blown mind up off the floor.
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